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Vol. 01 · Issue One

Card Conditions

Conditions, decoded

Every card I list gets eyeballed and graded by hand. Five grades, NM down to Damaged. Here's what each one actually means in plain English, so you know exactly what's coming in the mail.

Condition Spectrum

NM → DMG

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Plate · 01NM · Near Mint

Card · 0% Wear

Near Mint

Looks fresh out of the pack.

Basically brand new. Maybe one tiny edge tick or a surface scuff you'd need a magnifier to find, but nothing a normal collector would notice. If I'd happily slide it into my own binder, it's NM.

  • Crisp white borders, no whitening
  • Sharp 90° corners, no rounding
  • Surface reads clean under direct light
Plate · 02LP · Lightly Played

Card · 22% Wear

Lightly Played

Used, but used with respect.

Played, but carefully. Maybe one small edge ding, a slightly soft corner, or a tiny surface scuff that catches at the right angle. A careful collector will spot it. A casual one probably won't.

  • Very faint border whitening on 1-2 edges
  • Slight corner softening, no major rounding
  • Minor surface marks visible only on close look
Plate · 03MP · Moderately Played

Card · 50% Wear

Moderately Played

It's been around the block.

Played its share. Whitening shows on the borders at arm's length, the surface has real scuffing, maybe a soft bend you can feel but barely see. Still structurally fine. The card's lived, not dying.

  • Obvious whitening on multiple edges
  • Noticeable corner wear, possibly minor creasing
  • Surface scratches visible without tilting
Plate · 04HP · Heavily Played

Card · 78% Wear

Heavily Played

A whole story of survival.

This one's been through it. Heavy whitening, surface scratches, real creasing, maybe a small tear at the corner. Still intact, still authenticatable, just unmistakably loved. Priced like it.

  • Strong whitening, significant border wear
  • Visible creases, possibly rounded corners
  • Surface clearly worn but card still flat
Plate · 05DMG · Damaged

Card · 100% Wear

Damaged

Took a hit. Priced for it.

Real damage. Major creases, peels, splitting, water marks, ink, or anything else that compromises the card structurally. Still a legitimate card and still fine for casual play, just no longer pretty. Always listed honestly and photographed clearly.

  • Deep creases, edge tears, or splitting
  • Foreign substance (water, ink, etc.) marks
  • Visible miscut, alteration, or signature

Then There's

Edge cases

Some cards don't fit the five-grade spectrum. They get tagged separately and disclosed up front so there are no surprises.

A

Defects / Alterations

Miscuts, misprints, signatures, paint, stamps. These get tagged separately, photographed clearly, and priced for what they actually are. Sometimes that adds story. Sometimes it doesn't. Always disclosed either way.

B

Foils & Holos

Same scale, same rules. Foils show certain imperfections more (curl, speckling, hazing) but I grade them by the same standards as anything else. No 'foil tax' on the condition call.

C

Print Languages

Japanese, Korean, German, whatever. The language doesn't change the condition, it changes the listing. Non-English cards get the language spelled out clearly in the title and description so there's no surprise on arrival.

Then It Ships

Same care, every grade

NM or HP, the protection ritual is the same: perfect-fit inner sleeve, penny sleeve outside, then either a rigid card saver in a tracked PWE for sub-$20 singles or a padded bubble mailer for slabs and higher-value cards.

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